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“Look it’s just not right for you to look at me like that and NOT come up to me…” I said staring confidently into her deep ice blue eyes.  All dolled up for her friends bachelorette party, this 5’10” platinum blonde bombshell who looked like she was ripped out from this month’s Maxim magazine sat at the edge of the bar surrounded by her cock block crusaders. She curiously stared up at me with her bitch look and said “Well if you weren’t such an asshole I wouldn’t have to walk all the way over there to come and talk to you. Not to mention it’s the boy’s job to….”

“Hold this for me.”  I interrupted as I handed her my bottle of Dos Equis.  I reached beside her for her half empty box of Marlboro Lights fingering the container I jacked one out and reached into my pocket for a lighter and lit it. She looked at me in utter disbelief and said firmly “Either you’re looking for a sucker punch to your balls or your just extremely cocky- which I fucking hate.”

By this time she had set my bottle down on the bar table and was about to walk away when instantly I said “Great! Usually it takes the whole night to figure out what most girls want from me, granted we end up making out most of the time it’s just a long fucking process ya know? I’m glad you told me ahead of time. Respect.” She looked at me and smiled. After throwing in a few playful lines like “I’ll tell you what, we’re going to the beach and you’re going to dress up as a nun and me as a priest and every time someone passes by we’re going to make-out.” On top of being cocky and funny all night it was a no-brainer that I’d take this girl home.

Well….almost.

So Did I Seal The Deal? Read On…

We we’re in my car fooling around for a good 15 minutes when she finally came around to my dick after countless teasing.  She then unzipped my pants, I dropped everything and well….the rest is history.

2 Weeks later I started to holler at some girls from the same venue and they looked up at me and said “OMG, I know you!! You hooked up with one of my friends- Beth?” I didn’t say a word and smiled. She then looked at her friends and whispered something and made a small gesture with her fingers, which in America, is the equivalent of saying that a guy has a small penis. They glanced at me and then continued to whisper which I overheard some parts like “…are you telling me that she hooked up with another guy that night because this guy couldn’t get the job done? Beth is such a slut! haha”.  That was the end of my night; I turned around and did the walk of shame all the way home.

My Painful Past is Your Blessing

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